Join the SPLAT PACK!

Become a Lewd Lewb Partner

💦 GET PAID TO SHARE THE WEIRD.

Welcome to the Splat Pack! Lewd Lewb’s Partner Program—where lube is loud, brand names are unhinged, and your memes can finally make you money.

We’re looking for creators, chaos-posters, content lovers, and bold promoters who want to earn cash by sharing our wild product line.

🤑 Why Join the Splat Pack Partner Program?

- Because our lube sells itself—wild names, bold designs, and products people can’t stop talking about.
- This is a recession-proof niche (people always want fun in the bedroom), and you don’t need to buy anything to get started. Just grab your free link, share it in your posts, and earn 25% commission every time someone orders.
- No inventory, no upfront cost—just pure, slippery side income.

🤑 How It Works

- Earn 25% commission on every sale you refer
- Track your clicks, sales, and payouts in your own dashboard
- 30-day cookie on all tracking links & coupon codes
- Get exclusive discount codes to share with your followers
- Deep discounts and free products for top earners
- Submit your own ideas—if we launch your design, you’ll earn 10% licensing commission

🌍 Who Can Join?

We welcome gamers, bloggers, YouTubers, TikTokers, adult content creators, Discord mods, newsletter writers, podcasters, meme makers, streamers—basically anyone with an audience.

All you have to do is drop your personalized link in your content.
Make a post once, and it can keep earning you passive income every time someone buys.

NO MINIMUM FOLLOWER COUNT REQUIRED. We actually prefer smallers followings because they tend to be more engaged! That said, we welcome all types of content creators, influencers, entertainers, etc as long as you are legitimate!

If you don’t already have one, create a Discord account so you can access our Splat Pack group!

🧑‍🎓👩‍🎓Learn How to Promote on Our Discord Group

Once you’ve been approved, you’ll receive a private link to join our exclusive Discord group for partners. Inside, you’ll find step-by-step tips, tricks, and ready-to-use creatives that make promoting simple, no need to create new content if you don’t want to.

If you’re an OnlyFans model or other adult content creator with a fan base, we’ll also share strategies to get your followers to fund sample products for you. That way, you can try the lubes yourself without ever spending your own money.

There’s never any investment required to join the program. Your fans are already buying lube, we’ll show you exactly how to direct them to buy the ones you promote, so you earn every time they do.

💰 Earning Potential

You get 25% commission on every order.

The average order value is about $50 = $12.50 commission per sale.

Here’s how it adds up:

Sales per Week	Weekly Earnings	Monthly Earnings
7 orders (1 per day)	$87.50	$350
17 orders (≈2.5 per day)	$212.50	$850
34 orders (≈5 per day)	$425	$1700
67 orders (≈10 per day)	$837.50	$3500

🏆 Leaderboard & Rewards

We don’t just pay commissions—we celebrate our top earners.

- Monthly Leaderboard: top affiliates will be spotlighted in our community.
- Free Products: score bottles of Lewd Lewb just for ranking high.
- Exclusive Merch: get first dibs on upcoming Lewd Lewb merch drops.
- Special Campaigns: early invites to themed promotions and holiday launches.

The more you promote, the more perks you unlock.

✅ Application Requirement

When applying, you must tell us how you’ll promote Lewd Lewb.
(No private details—just general info.)

Examples:

- “Adult meme page with 25K followers”
- “TikTok commentary + story links”
- “Newsletter with 1K subs”
- “Coupon blog for alternative lifestyles”
- “NSFW Discord server”
- “Erotica writing account with affiliate mentions in captions”

⚠️ Applications with no info may be delayed or denied. We want to be sure your style fits the brand—and that you’re a real human (or alien, we’re flexible).

🤑 Payout Info💵

Weekly payouts are provided to your paypal account every Friday by Midnight (holidays may affect payout date, of which you will be notified ahead of time if there is any delay).

No minimum earning needed to earn to cash out!

🚨 Probation Policy

All new affiliates go through a 7-day probation before first payout, thus your payouts will be made availabile the Friday of the following week. We’ll monitor traffic and ensure delivery of your first orders to keep things fair.

❌ Spam, bots, or shady tactics = no commission and an instant boot.

🚨 Advertising Policy

❌ No bidding on our business name or product names including “Lewd Lewb,” “Glow Job,” and any other product name found on our website.

❗Heads Up on Coupon Sites

We don’t accept most coupon-only affiliates.

If you run a coupon directory, email us first at [email protected] before signing up.

🚀 Sign Up Now. Get Paid Later. Be Legendary.

This isn’t a job—it’s a side hustle with serious flavor. Hit apply, join the SPLAT PACK, and let’s get slippery.

📧 Check your Email for a Response.

We are completing application reviews within 24 hours, sometimes faster! Check your email often, and if you do not see a message, check your SPAM folder!